Ninjas and SticksThe old man told them, “I want you to kill Mr. Bricks Using this, first a left, then a right, use all kinds of tricks.” But the ninjas shook their heads, And this is what one of them said, “We are deadly ninjas, But we can’t kill with sticks!”Ninjas and Sticks
Tell me how, Magic MirrorMagic Mirror, on the wall I don't want to the the fairest at all Instead what I want to know Is how to cure my blindness,oh!Tell me how, Magic Mirror
When I see a person, that is all I see, A flat character, an image that's 2D! And even if I could see from left,right,up, and down that would only be the tip of the mystery I found
When a person passes me, I can't tell, what he's thinking,feeling, and well, this makes life's judgment such a fright, I can't see them, they can't see me, oh save me from this blight!
On the other side of every skin, there lies a heart why type
The story of the rhyming elf.Once a upon a time Somebody made a rhyme And played it on his computer,loud So you could hear it in the cloudsThe story of the rhyming elf.
But ends up it wasn't good And woke up the neighborhood And when you wake up that many people Their anger is quite, quite and quite: lethal
The people ganged up and made a mob And Grabbed their pitchforks which they did Lob At the house of the rhyming man who's name happened to Pan
Ignoring his begging of "Sorry" "Didn't know" and "Please" They made him strongly resemble Switzerland cheese the mob then began to break leaving
Happy Birthday to you, from meHappy birthday to you, from me!Happy Birthday to you, from me
A happy birthday to you, from me! Happy like all birthdays should be! And of course, since it's me, What a happy birthday it'll be!
With cake, party hats, balloons and the rest! and of course my presents which is the obvious best But don't admit it to the others or lest They will become quite resilient pests
Let's bring out those ribbons and out with the pinata! Let's get moving and on with this glorious feista! And for a moment or two you can be deluded with zesta, that it is you, Not I, that is the great best-a!
Friend questions.
Mortified
